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The Event

1. An alternative term for sexual intercourse; The Event is the highest level of enjoyable sexual intercourse, and only performable by members of ERQM&M.

2. A universal term that describes the traditional activites of an Eckum sleepover.

3. An expression used to convey great multitudes of sexiness and/or viciousness possessed by a person.
I can't beleive how well ERQM&M can do The Event!

We will go through the event tonight in E's basement.

Oh, THE EVENT!
by E Face/Jont October 20, 2006
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Burn the Evidence

to smoke a joint, bowl or roach. To smoke marijuana.
Hey Tone, I'm burnin' the evidence in here.
by Jordan Rishel August 17, 2004
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Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence

just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
coppa1:this Seriel killer didnt leave and clues!

coppa2:the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
coppa1:wat the fuck that mean man
coppa2just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
by kayo2themic October 15, 2009
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On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.
"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"
by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005
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The Evaporator

When you let a fart that is so wet, stanky, and nasty that you swear to god you just shit yourself, but when you check your drawers, there is no shit to be found. Must have evaporated
Adam: FAAAARRRRTTTTT

Mo: Goddamn, dude, you better hope that was the evaporator, otherwise you just ruined a set of drawers.
by Mark Barker October 28, 2014
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The Evans Claw

The only true way to find a womans G-Spot.
The arching of two fingers in such a position that it cant possibly fail to find the G-Spot has become known as The Evans Claw since it was passed down from "Ice" A true hero to all men.
by Scrave April 23, 2006
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What the even hell

When “what the hell” is not enough, but “wtf” is inappropriate to use. Eg at a church or a school
What the even hell sandra you cannot blow a kiss to the priest

What the even hell karen, why are you wearing odd shoes.
by Lionking98 July 30, 2021
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