Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.

Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"

by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010

Coffin Draugr

A senile decaying elderly man aged between 45 to over 9000 who takes the piss by being old and a pain.

Guy 1: "Wish this Coffin Draugr would hurry the hell up and get this queue moving! I'm missing the game!!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, sodding git shouldn't be permitted to leave the retirement home!"

by FessSquad October 30, 2014

flying coffin

An eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) vehicle usually in a configuration similar to a drone.

A typical flying coffin is poorly designed with propellers strategically placed to slice limbs or decapitate. In a rush to part gullible venture capital investors with huge sums of money, hardware and software will often be insufficiently engineered.

Hey look at that flying coffin crashing into the ground, why the hell did the CAA allow that piece of crap to fly in UK airspace?

by UAV Hive March 8, 2021

Rat Coffin

A meat pie or sausage roll with low quality meat.

I can’t wait to wrap my laughing gear around a couple of rat coffins this arvo.

by Mazzy213 January 11, 2022

Neon Coffin

Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.

Mark - You look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.

by Scot90 July 25, 2012

Coffin Jockey

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

XBox Coffin

The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.

Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.

Shit, I got the red ring... Now I have to call Microsoft and get them to send me a damn Xbox Coffin.

by roachymart October 21, 2009