Working on the boat

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".

Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.

by mckeky01 August 11, 2010

Sawing the boat in half

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!

by Guildholm August 15, 2018

The Little Man in the Boat

An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.

Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

harry on the boat

To spread your man muck on someone's face. Comes from the rhyming slang for Spunk (Harry Monk) on the Face (Boat Race).

I got maximum points for being the first person to get Harry on the Boat with some slapper while we were away on holiday.

by SimonP July 27, 2006

push the boat out

spend more money; treat yourself

Should we drink wine or beer?
Let's push the boat out. Let's order champagne.

by villacao June 25, 2016

Boy in the boat

A slang term for the clitorus.

Located where the labia coverge. An extremely sensitive organ that when stimulated can result in orgasm. More often stimulated during masturbation than in actual sexual intercourse.

This is something that marks women as the only animal on earth with an organ designated soley to producing sexual pleasure. Formed from the same tissue as the head of a penis.

I was playing with the boy in the boat last night. Multiple orgasms occurred

by Froggie Guado October 7, 2007

Row the boat

To keep it going; party on; to endure; or to move on to something new.

It's about to be a crazy weekend. Row the boat! / Hey, I gotta go do something right now. Row the boat! / Sorry to hear that, hope it all works out. Row the boat. / That event was lame. Let's row the boat!

by mindbloque May 23, 2015