Thankfuk 

Thankfuk (adj); where you’re thankful but really don’t give a fuck.

Thankfuk (noun); a fuck that is given in place of a verbal thank you or repayment for an act.

Thankfuk (verb); the acting out of previous definitions

I was thankfuked for the gift I gave

Thankfuk by B-ry King DB June 16, 2018

thankfukky 

to tell someone to thank a certain asshole

Thing 1- Go thankfukky those people over there for talking throughout the whole movie

Thing 2- yeah, they were being such assholes

thankfukky by thing 1001 July 30, 2010

Thankfuk 

How you feel after having the best night with your friends and having crawfish.

I am just so thankfuk right now I could cum my pants.

Thankfuk by Waco Flocka Flame April 3, 2011

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) 

often heard muttered under the breath of a technical support agent. Usually following a call from either a NUMPTY, MUPPET or CHUMPER.

we are not sat in front of the computer, but we want you to talk us through a technical fix. (you fuckwits)

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) by pete the numpty slayer (PTNS) March 4, 2003

Thankfukky 

To feel thankful but also angry simultaneously

Thankfukky I now don’t have to worry about you!

Thankfukky by Abbyhsuhsu February 20, 2018

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire 

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire by Tim Browne April 3, 2004