truckstead

Jay Halstead and Hailey Upton having sex in Jay’s pickup truck

Truckstead needs to become canon ASAP!

by socjsnwixh January 18, 2021

Trucker Shit

An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.

Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.

"Oh cripes, I just went to clean that toilet and someone has done a trucker shit in there. Nasty!"

by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017

Fell off a Truck

Was stolen, lifted, burgled, etc.

"Where did you get that expensive new V.C.R. and Bicycle?"

"They fell off a truck."

by Branduff January 16, 2009

Truck Month

The best Month of all the Months. You're generally stupid if you dont think it is the best of them all. Trucks will reign the land.

Truck Month

by WaterninjaX June 6, 2019

truck-kun

the mf who always isekais people in anime

person 1; ah shit i see a high school girl crossing the street
person 2; you think truck-kuns coming?
person 1; watch this she's about to get hit by truck-kun... 3, 2, 1
high school girl then fucking dies

by SkippyU November 28, 2021

louisiana truck pull

A competition involving two individuals that includes a double-headed dildo. Each competitor slides a side of the dildo into their anal cavity and clench their cheeks. Then, while making truck noises, the competitors attempt to pull the dildo out of their rivals butt. Legal movements include: thrusting, jumping, and shaking. In order to successfully win the pull you must retain possession while taking it out of your rival.

Me and Tucker had some beef, so we decided to settle it in a Louisiana Truck Pull

by Noah and Mitchell July 20, 2017

Fuck and Truck

A fuck and truck is when you fuck a girl and leave immediately after without caring.

Jim: What happened to Alex last night?
John: He met some girl and gave her the fuck and truck.
Jim: man he does that at every party.

by Jacman93 October 30, 2010