testiclectomy

The emasculation of a male by his own cowardice...especially when the phobia is not represented even at the toddler level.

Krazy Karl received a testiclectomy when the clown suprised him making Karl soil himself.

by Phenomally December 12, 2006

Textpletives

Textspeak versions of expletives. Instead of writing out the entire word, the expression is shortened to only a few letters.

WTF, OMG, and various other textpletives

by noodlle September 27, 2009

Textnected

Staying in contact with others via text message.

"What's the plan for Friday's happy hour? Let's firm up the plans and stay textnected so we all meet at the same time and place."

by pkrez March 22, 2010

textlert

any text(s) from marketing alerts you sign up for from various companies. a combination of Text and Alert(s).

i signed up for textlerts from eBay to keep track of my bid.

by NealDemilo August 21, 2011

textfection

the act of texting affectionately.

They would show one another textfection almost daily, particularly in the morning.

by Valgo1 March 8, 2013

Textinct

Death from distracted texting driver💀

⚠After the collision, all of the occupants of the vehical's are now textinct.💀

by Muma Bear February 25, 2017

textspectations

1. Your level of expected response time to texts you send. You have HIGH TEXTPECTATIONS if you expect quick responses. Someone with LOW TEXTPECTATIONS knows that people are busy with various things in their lives, no matter what time of day it is, and so they will get back to you when they get a chance. And also if someone texts you, and you reply immediately, but they don't reply back, realizing that they may have just made a quick text when they had a spare moment in the middle of something and don't have time for a conversation.

Used in a Sentence:

Her high textpectations led her to often feel ignored by her friends.
2. Textpectations could be your expectations of etiquette when texting. For example is it OK for someone to suddenly ghost in the middle of a conversation or do you expect at least a "gotta go" to let you know?
Used in a sentence:
She got a text from a friend, replied immediately with a question, but got no reply back. She got angry as she had better textpectations from that friend.
3. Waiting in suspense for a reply to a text. Agonizing text anticipation.
Used in a sentence:
He was waiting in textpectation to hear if she would go out with him Friday night.
4. What you are feeling when someone is always expecting immediate text responses.
Used in a sentence:

He was feeling a lot of textpectations from his new clingy girlfriend.

He was feeling a lot of textspectations from his new clingy girlfriend.

by Puzzling It Out May 8, 2018