textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up

by bassiibear November 22, 2010

textbook schizophrenia

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

textbook tykwondoeism

bringing real substance to a conversation by using sophistication and deeper knowledge from the person you interacting with

he is using textbook tykwondoeism to slay the demons

by okay jay July 19, 2022

textbook

A very long, exceptionally boring "book," used for teaching and torture. Usually on a subject along the lines of math, history and science. Often heavy.

Dude, my history textbook takes up so much room in my backpack!

by studybudy June 13, 2008

textbook

typical, good example of that type of behaviour, does that thing all the time,t.b.,
often followed by the person's name

everytime i bump into her she says 'we gotta get together' (but we never do)...textbook
he bought another pair of black shoes...textbook!

by von tunkel July 6, 2010

textbook snobbery

a blind, often aggressive belief in what one's textbook says, in violation of the facts. Derived from the military term "combat snobbery."

French kid: My textbook said capitalism is evil!
Smart kid: And that's why those who live in socialist countries are so poor and unhappy?
French kid: ... but it said Americans are evil!
Smart kid: You seem to suffer from textbook snobbery, sir.

by Blazko March 10, 2008