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A good Wattpad writer and simps for testtube and 2 from inanimate insanity and BFB and had sex with testtube a few times
U know testtubes.used.tampon??? They are shit
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testtube baby

A child born in a lab, it has no parents, so therefore can never be loved. They have no belly buttons, because they are never in the whom. if a testtube baby leaves the atmosphere it becomes an alien.
Your zombiecat just ate my testtube baby
by Bleiler's mom April 14, 2007
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Twatitude

Twat-a-tude, Noun: The state of ones attitude being so course that it makes them a twat.

Mainly found to affect teens.

Usage example:-

"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"

"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'

(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)
Usage example:-

"that hooded teenager's 'twatitude' makes me want to punch his face in"

"Speak to me without that 'Twatitude' and I might change my mind'

(Conjuction of Twat and Attitude, circa 2010)
by Alexander p d September 25, 2010
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textitute

One who obsessively sends text messages, especially to the opposite sex or someone who they are either involved or would like to be involved with. Also defined as one who sends a text in order to signal for a possible hookup, and often sent as a mass text to multiple numbers fishing for a taker.
Mary Anne is such a textitute for spending all of dinner texting Wally and Cecil instead of talking to her date Sid or friends Kelly Jo and Brenda Lee before the big dance at the hop.
by Franky Carbone January 12, 2009
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Textitude

A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.

Throwing a diss at you through text message.

A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.

Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.

Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.

" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"

"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"

"Are you coming or what???"

"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"

when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.
I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.

Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.

Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.
by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014
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Testibule

an irritating person attempting to be superior to all others, He/she may think they are royalty when in fact they are not, They may even spend hours staring at themselves in the mirror, or even masterbate over a picture of themselves, they own more cosmetics than women, at the same time act macho.
'i am superior to you as i am a god amongst men'. to which friends shall reply 'dont be a testibule!
by Jack black sharak January 10, 2008
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twatitude

Men who speak to a girl like they acting all jealous and it's all about them.
That's some twatitude you got
by emzy26 March 13, 2015
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