Testibule 

an irritating person attempting to be superior to all others, He/she may think they are royalty when in fact they are not, They may even spend hours staring at themselves in the mirror, or even masterbate over a picture of themselves, they own more cosmetics than women, at the same time act macho.

'i am superior to you as i am a god amongst men'. to which friends shall reply 'dont be a testibule!

Testibule by Jack black sharak January 10, 2008

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Redneck Testicle Mudflap by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Testicle Jockey 

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.

Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

Testicle Jockey by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

testicle festival by squirrelspank June 8, 2003

testicle repellant 

when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles

you want to invite EMMA??? ew no, she's über testicle repellant.

testicle repellant by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007

Testiclese 

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.

Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"

Testiclese by mWEEDo January 21, 2011

testicleblimp 

testicleblimp is when you get such a good ass blowjob that your dick fills up with air and you pinch your foreskin at the tip so that the air wont escape,( if you want to go the extra mile you can use a string to tie it) this is called a testicleballon but if she(or he) has a nice dose of deepthroating a helium can before she sucks the dick tip it fills with enough helium to make it float.

at this point you have achieved god like powers. you are able to fly on top of the world butt ass naked.

you can have a wank and do jizz trick shots into ur moms mouth

you can piss and shit on your enemies from the cloounds

you can piss on people in the rain and they wont know

you can let the whole world see your asshole

the limits are endless.

person one: did you hear about kevin
person two: yeah i saw his big bare asshole in the air the other day, he said something about testicleblimp
person one: that asshole pissed on my dog
person two: lol
*trickling noises*
aaaaaaaaa shiet

testicleblimp by cock&bollax76 February 21, 2021