Fast Food Terrorism

The act of visiting a busy fast food outlet, consuming a large quantity of the outlet’s food, waiting at least half and hour for digestion to begin and then stimulating projectile vomiting via physical or chemical means, in full view of patrons (preferably children). The act is considered even more dramatic when the ‘terrorist’ perpetrates this from outside the venue onto a glass window, thereby ensuring a maximum number of patrons witness the presentation some of the menu items in unconventional form. It also gives the ‘terrorist’ the opportunity to escape.

Fight the corporate fast food companies killing you slowly. Show the uneducated what they are really eating. Fast Food Terrorism.

by MacDingle February 18, 2009

war on terrorism

1. The unlawful use of superior military and economic power by a nation against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, for almost undisguised ideological, political, and monetary reasons.

2. The use of deception, fear-inducement and intimidation by a government controlled by elites against its own population in order to undermine and possibly reverse political gains made over a period of time by the lower and middle classes.

3. Corporate-driven imperial expansion.

"President" George W. Bush and his advisors used the climate of fear generated by the attacks of September 11th, 2001 to engage in a "war on terrorism".

by Brutus March 27, 2004

errorgasm

Intense pleasure derived from correcting someone else's mistake.

I think Leona might've had an errorgasm when she found that typo in The New Yorker.

by Vlad the Impaler December 9, 2008

Terrorism

War is Terrorism with a bigger budget.

War and terrorism are one in the same.

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

facebook terrorism

Using facebook to emabrass or hurt someone. This can include creating fake accounts, changing someone's existing account or posting embarassing messages and photos.

"Someone created a fake account in Troy's name. He was the victim of Facebook Terrorism."

by Jon Hughes January 4, 2009

white terrorism

1. the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, especially for unknown purposes.

2. the state of fear and submission produced by terrorism or terrorization committed by white people.

3. a terroristic method of governing or of resisting a government.

4. the unlawful use of violence and intimidation by whites, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of unknown aims.

5. a mass shooting incident involving multiple victims of firearms-related violence.

6. a double entendre for a white terrorist and or mass shooter.

Most white people are in denial of white terrorism.

There was another mass shooting committed by a white person. White terrorism is evil.

Thanksgiving is a day of celebration of white terrorism. White and whitewashed individuals gorge themselves and rejoice the genocide of Native Americans.

The 2010 Austin suicide attack on the Internal Revenue Service field office by a white male is white terrorism.

by DeplorableWhites November 2, 2017

nasal terrorism

When someone purposely makes the area around them smell so terrible that people have watery eyes, pronounced coughing, and an urge to run from the room quickly.

He thought spraying on lots of Axe body spray would make the ladies want him, but they all ran from the room to avoid his nasal terrorism.

by stratagirl March 15, 2008