drive by teriyaki-ing

To drive by teriyaki and throw on porch.

Dude I would love a drive by teriyaki-ing!

by Urbanooglenoodle March 18, 2019

Baby Teriyaki

the same as chicken teriyaki only the chicken is replaced with a human fetus

Them slopes at the food place were all out of chicken so they hooked me up with some baby teriyaki

by Rootbeer February 19, 2005

Teriyaki

A sex position when a girl does a headstand and spreads her legs while the man fucks her either in her vagina or her butt, but it can't be for too long because the blood will rush to her head.

Dude, I gave Shannon the BEST teriyaki she will ever have.

by matthewwwwwwwwww June 18, 2008

Teriyaki Blowout

The torrents of diarrhea resulting from eating Asian food that has gone off.

Don't go to that Chinese place down the street. It gave me a teriyaki blowout yesterday.

by jameswood132 November 5, 2019

Western Teriyaki Slap

When you freshly get out of the shower naked, you jump on your bed with your wife or significant other in the bed and slap them with your penis in the face.

Last night my wife was having a attitude with me so I had to put her in her place with a western teriyaki slap

by clv_57 May 11, 2021

Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.

Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."

by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011