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teoti

Dude, did you know TEOTI is under new management? It now totally rox0rz!
by emmten October 28, 2006
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Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.
"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."
by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008
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testimonial

the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.
Here are some examples:

Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM

Hello my brazilian friend.

Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!
by humans are scary June 11, 2006
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testiMOANial

When someone’s so good at doing the sex that the person they’re sleeping with moans so loud and vigorously that anyone nearby is unquestionably aware of the pounding being dealt by the nearby sex god.
Patrick-Did you hear the TestiMOANial coming out of that hookers mouth? It woke up the rest of us. Chris is awesome, god bless that magic dick of his.

Kristina- yea, I was asleep 5 blocks away and came running when I heard the call of our people.. He’s a real sex god!
by Dick winters June 2, 2019
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Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty
Testimony,your sister she's very cute
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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tentimesten

"Tentimesten-" A prefix added to a word to amplify its potency a hundredfold. Very powerful, only to be used in extreme cases, dangerous when in the wrong hands.
"Tentimestengay"
"Tentimestenlame"
by Fetorpse August 15, 2003
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twotimes

when you dink a chick two times in a row. Splouge on her stomach and then throw it back inside.
by dirtysanchez July 25, 2003
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