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Tennett

A family of people who are considered to be awesome. They are the envy of all they meet. Their beauty, personality, humor, and kindness is unmatched by anyone EVER! This family is the origin of the phrase "Hung like a Tennett," used when a horse just doesn't do your dick justice. BAD ASS
My life is complete. A Tennett fucked me last night.

Clint Eastwood shit his pants when a couple of Tennett's felt lucky.
by Patty92834 October 7, 2009
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teletransportation

A method of travel in which one is replicated exactly (atom for atom) from point A and created at point B as a uniform copy.
High levels of technology may be able to use teletransportation to "beam" people off the surface of a planet and into its respective space craft.
by Philosophic Identity Ponderer November 2, 2011
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Teletardphobic

I was dropping a knee through those trees-when I came up on some Texans and spooked them. If they weren't teletardphobic before, they sure are now.
by Mr. Cain September 22, 2012
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Teletubbies Updates

TeletubbiesFact is an online ARG Developed online in the summer of 2017. It takes place in utah with the main character being an unstable man and his problems with his wife. During November the account was suspended at 63,000 followers. An alt was made only 2 days later called @Teletubbiefact_ which also ended up being suspended 2 weeks later at 7,000 followers. The third account is currently still up and is called _teletubbiefact and is at 11,000 followers and has been around for only a week or so.
Have you heard of teletubbies updates? its that one weird twitter account that got up to 60,000 followers in only 3 months by posting creepy ass tweets!
by ilovehorror118 December 10, 2017
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9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.
CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."
by UltraFitness January 16, 2023
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teletubbies

Homosexual propaganda aimed at babies on LSD.
It's a very insidious show!
by Dr.Who November 1, 2004
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teletubbies

Four Reasons for People slowly going insane and commiting suicide
Narrator: one day in the teletubbies sad world of astro-turf I commited suicide because I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!
by Glenn Daly October 5, 2005
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