television

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

by Saints September 24, 2003

Heavyweight Television

Term used to define modern golden-age TV shows, particularly serial dramas, such as Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sons Of Anarchy, True Detective, The Sopranos, etc. (aka Heavyweight TV)

(term coined by The Void aka The Original Detritus)

Person 1: "Have you finished binge watching the last season of Breaking Bad on Netflix yet?"

Person 2: "Not yet, it's almost impossible to keep up with all of the great heavyweight television shows out there today"

by Void4President January 9, 2015

caveman television

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009

Black Entertainment Television

Commonly Confused with Court TV because they tend to show all the same people.

Hey I was watching R. Kelly's new video on Black Entertainment Television while he was being arraigned on Court TV for pissing on chicks.

by Brodie Bruce January 18, 2005

Black Entertainment Television

The most misleadingly-named corporation and television network ever.

"Hey, let's watch BET!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have to murder you for suggesting such a thing."

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

BBC televison centre

A now outdated building that is used for televison production and news by the BBC. the decor inside looks like it hasn't been renovated since the 1960s.

woah dude, once you enter the BBC televison centre it takes you back to the 60s maaan.

by legless June 18, 2006

television

The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv

if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight

by Biddy March 6, 2005