Telamon

John Shedletsky, also known as "Telamon", is the Creative Director of the allegedly "free" MMOG known as Roblox. He is generally either heavily worshiped or shunned by the community, and is infamous on Roblox for "Blame John", his unhealthy obsession with fried chicken and the fact that he acknowledges that he is a "Liar, Scoundrel and Thief".

Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".

Telamon's Comment regarding SFOTHIV being BC only:

1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.

by FasdYourSeatbelts November 9, 2012

Teea

A kind,funny, beautiful woman who strives in life. She'll probably go to harvard, while all her haters become homeless animals, who beg for money. She has an IQ way bigger then yours, and isn't afraid to go down, or defend her friends. Having a Teea as a friend, is good for you.

I wish i had a friend like a Teea!
You're just like a Teea.

by NinaTina November 7, 2018

Talea

A young girl a rare name, who is mostly quiet,who listens and repects others around her.can be very hyper at times.loves nature and animals.usally have light colored hair and blue eyes.very stunny and beautiful people say about taleas.very creative.likes many different kinds of foods.can have a bad temper.taleas usually found hanging at home cleaning or having a blast at a party.they can have struggles with life but soon later they get over them and there life is calm with some ups and downs.If you ever met a talea, be reponsible to wait to see what happens with her because we taleas can be very different.

1.Talea had a fun time at the crazy party but had a fit when she had to clean up.
2.Talea ordered everything when she came to the lunch table.
3.Sara:who is that?

kelly:shes just a girl named talea

claire:not just any talea.

talea:the talea!

by zoey:)zebra June 23, 2011

tele

hotel, motel

talkin to a chicken head: let's get a tele.

by jammin July 29, 2003

teleanxiety

A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.

That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.

by alchoholicanonymous May 16, 2015

Telebitch

A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.

Make tp at baal you telebitch!

by SCM4Real April 22, 2009

telebureaucracy

The telephone interface to bureaucracy. It is tedious, repetitive, time-consuming, repetitive, and most often fruitless avenue to obtaining any kind of service.

A telebureaucracy typically consists of:

1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,

2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and

3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.

by CleffedUp December 22, 2009