Teagen

Has the fattest ass at school and his dick is enormous

He’s a teagen

by Habsnfjkskskkd June 9, 2020

teeters

Breasts; Also known as boobs, tits, honkers. Cows also have teeters.

Wow, that girl has big teeters!
I am not touching that cow's teeters!

by Ms. Bouvier October 18, 2003

Teegan

A name only given the the most beautiful and kindest of girls.
They commonly have a beauty so awe striking that simply no other name will suffice.
Comparable to that of seeing the mountains, the ocean, and a sunset for the first time, all at the same time.
The epitome of all that is perfect.

"my god, why is teagan so beautiful?"
"oh that's because its teegan, not teagan"

by QK_228 December 1, 2011

Teele

The worlds greatest person, the one everyone loves. Beautiful is an understatement when describing her. If your having a bad day she'll be the one to turn it all around :)
And she is by far, the best cuddler and kisser ever :)
Shes just all around amazing :)

I was having another shitty year, then I met the love of my life, Teele

by Ranger0945623 June 10, 2011

Tristan Teeter

Chill guy. Likes to play games and watch anime only if it includes cute girls. Has a little garden and will only tell those he trusts about it. Isn’t good at playing rainbow six siege and enjoys being mean to little kids.

Friend: “Did you see is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?”
Friend: “No but I bet Tristan Teeter has!”

by SmoothGelato August 8, 2020

Muff Teeves

Muff Teeves

Noun

1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.

2. Outrageous slayer of poon.

3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.

William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?

John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.

Suh: Yee.

by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009

Storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous.

Dave was storming the teepee last night. He ended up bumping uglies with Lori up by the TV tower in the back of the pickup truck.

by FoxDeltaPop October 24, 2012