morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011

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Tebone

A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.

"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.

by GSBJim January 15, 2012

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textnosis

Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.

Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.

by guesswholaura January 1, 2009

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textnology

All the technological mediums for sending a text message i.e) cell phones, AIM, Facebook chat, Skype chat, Blackberry, marquee, highway construction signs, etc.

My mom can't keep up with all the new textnology. She thinks "BRB," "LOL," and "NBD" are types of sexually transmitted diseases.

by cheekeybum November 8, 2009

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Teboner

A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..

"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?

Not to be confused with Tea-bagger

by assclown34 January 11, 2012

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