A female, usually with large breasts, who deliberately attracts men's or lesbians' eyes to her tits by wearing a T-Shirt/top with an advertising slogan/logo/cute saying etc...Strategically
positioned right across her tits.
The professional Tit Teaser
A female who is paid to wear a promotional T Shirt/top with the advertising positioned right across her tits
Q.
"How can we promote our music this summer"?
A.
"get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"
"How can we promote our music this summer"?
A.
"get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"
by APPLEBY-QUOTES October 04, 2008
A teaser pony prevents the mare from damaging a prize stallion. The teaser is led out to the pasture. If the mare is violently unwilling, there’s no danger of injuring a horse whose bloodlines make him valuable breeding stock. If the mare presents, the teaser is led away, and the stud is brought in to mate with the stare. So basically is a "test horse" used to give other male horses boners, and a test bang. It can act as a great insult.
You're such a teaser pony.
by Jeff11002 April 12, 2008
by Not-gonna-tellya May 04, 2005
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.
by Julius Gray January 17, 2005
by IceMan88 January 22, 2003
Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."
by mask_it_or_casket July 03, 2020