Teapot

Ejaculating into a teapot full of tea and serve it to your lover

I teapotted my uncle last week

by The crumpet whistle March 18, 2016

Teapotting

Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.

Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice

by Martin Shaw August 07, 2007

Teapotting

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.

Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.

by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009

teapotting

When a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. Slowly increasing volume and pitch.

As soon as I took the toy away, she started teapotting, so I gave it back.

by themrs06 October 19, 2014

Teapot

A male whore who gets with any and every girl that will take him usually very egotistical.

Isn't he with Beth?
No, that was yesterday he got with Hannah last night.
Yeah he's such a teapot.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 01, 2010

Teapot

n. Of or reffering to Carmen. See also: Carmen, hoe

I'm a little teapot

by Hofo February 05, 2003

Teapot

Noun, Someone who has been fried by so many drugs that they think that they are an inanimate object such as a teapot.

"Dude why is he standing like that?"
"The guys had to much angel dust he thinks hes a teapot."

by Alikiliki March 15, 2008