tardigrade

1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.

1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!

by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

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Tardism

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.

Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

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Tardian

One who lives in The Land of the Retardia.

By the power of Retardia. . . .I.AM.TARDIAN!!!!!!

by ATacoMassacre September 30, 2014

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Tardinio

A mildly offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an idiotic or generally stupid way.

Used in Cork by students on College Road.

Derived originally from the term "retard"

- "For the tenth time, did you put out the recycling?"
- "Shit, no I forgot again!"
- "Tardinio."

"Tardinio numero uno" - The ultimate Tardinio

- "Lads, ye are without a doubt the biggest Tardinio's I have ever come across." - Gentlemen, ye are the most idiotic, stupid individuals that I have ever aquainted

by Tardinio numero uno January 11, 2010

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