tallydestroyer

A very huge pussy, ass, and mouth destroying machine

- Not how loose it is... but will my tallydestroyer fit?

- The geeb of all cocks
- This one will wreck your vagina
- HUGE!!!
- The North Pole DOES exist
- Watch out... it will blow you in half
- You definitely won't want this in your ass
- Your tonsils will be removed (if they aren't already)

by Merufarm June 10, 2010

Tally Plague

When someone doesn't have covid but suddenly loses their voice and coughs after the night out in Tallahassee

Yo bro she has the Tally plague and is coughing up a storm

by youngmoney69 September 8, 2021

Tally Wally

The lifetime companion of Chubby Bubby.
Is your best friend and together you're just a little bit ✨special squared✨
They have other names too, but this one just seems to fit better, as you know, they are very tall and wall rhymes so yep.
They are a decent musician and sometimes smart.

Tally Wally! Good to see you bestie!! :D

by here_be_ducks October 17, 2022

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

resetting the tally

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

by piro May 18, 2003

Tally-Hoe

A person that has sex with a lot of people but calls everyone else a Hoe when they are doing the exact same thing

She wants to call everyone a Hoe, but she's no Angel. She's doing the same thing! She's a Tally-Hoe!

by KarleeQue July 8, 2014

fuck tally

the number of people a person has fucked in either (a) their life or (b) a certain period of time.

guy one: Scott is such a player! i wonder what his fuck tally is...
guy two: i heard he has done 7 chicks
guy one: djyklawesome!

by Foreclosure August 2, 2007