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Tatooed Tina

1. A fat, sloppy, greasy, heart attack invoking sandwich, that has tons of fixins' hanging off all sides.

2. Person who resembles the above.
1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet.

2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large vanilla milk shake!
by G'd Up Swagger May 20, 2007
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mushroom tatoo

whiping ones partner with you penis (Piece, Wang, Schlong ect)
"That bitch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my cock out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind
by Wastedgremlin July 21, 2006
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screwed, blued, and tatooed

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.
How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.
by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004
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Tatool

A "tatool" is a dooshbag who is tatted. It originally came from men with either lower-back tats or men with barbed wire and/or tribal tattoos. Today the terms is coined towards hipster men who think a tattoo is a quick ticket to swagger.

People who overdo tattoos fall into this category. I'm not talking about prison inmates or local bar street trash. I'm talking about upper-middle class white kids who think getting tatted up will impress the ladies.

A "tatool" is usually accompanied by hoop earrings... the earrings that are expanded through time to a bigger and bigger and bigger hoop.

A "tatool" WILL always find a reason to show off his tattoos. It could be 20 below zero and they will roll up their sleeves to show off those inks. Sometimes,,, they'll only roll up the sleeve exposing one arm, and sometimes one pant leg.

A "tatool" has a morning regiment... that involves applying vitamin E and cocoa butter to their tats.

A "tatool" is usually broke because they spend all their money on tats, hoop earings, and converse high tops.

A "tatool" doesn't usually act tough but in bars they'll go out of their way to show off their tattoos as if they're badges of honor they've earned in Nam.
Blake Shelton is a Tatool
by Ethics Warrior part 2 November 14, 2011
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mushroom tatoo

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face
look in the mirror at yourself!
by yo mamma June 11, 2006
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tear drop tatoo

A tatoo usually placed on the face of someone who either has killed another person, or wants to front and act like they have cause they think it's cool. Wanna-be's aside, the legitimate wearers of this tatoo likely killed someone with a knife or gun because they are pussies and can't fight fair.
"yo dawg, that tear drop tatoo is tight, yo pussy ass musta shanked somebody cause i know yo skinny ass didn't beat him to death.....PUSSY"
by marmarthe2nd May 21, 2008
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Youngstown Tatoo

A Youngstown Tatoo occurs when you carve a girl's name into your chest, and then she takes a dump on you shortly afterwards. The doo-doo becomes the ink and is imbedded permanently in your chest in the shape of your companion's initials.
I loved Allison so much, I let her give me a Youngstown Tatoo.
by Turtleneck Emily July 31, 2009
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