Turtle Mode

Verb. The act of when talking to a group of people (or person) panicking and retreating into ones sweatshirt, Tee-shirt, clothing. It sometimes can be considered cute, and usually occurs to shy, awkward people.

Ashley: So Teddi are you still dating that boy?

Teddi: *Goes into turtle mode* u-uhhh .////.

by Zero_000 January 25, 2015

dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.

When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.

by SiriusBen February 7, 2017

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009

Zombie turtle

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.

Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!

by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

mine turtle

A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.

Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*

by wellaintyoujustthecutes-bchoo. October 21, 2012

turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

by Tracey August 29, 2003