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Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.
by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015
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tasties

the second stage of the munchies. when one has consumed an excessive amount of marijuana, one reaches the tasties.
"Oh man, she's got the tasties." "Oh no, my munchies are developing into tasties."
by maplesugar September 26, 2014
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Tasties

The Tasties is like the munchies but goes beyond. When you are high and get the munchies it's because the marijuana made you hungry. The Tasties is when the munchies are sated and you just keep eating because you are so high that whatever you eat just tastes so good that you just keep eating for the simple pleasure of the taste, even though you are full.
Glenn, I am so high I got the munchies yet I can't stop eating, everything just tastes so good, I definitely have the Tasties!
by Howard Shoelson August 7, 2021
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Tartiel

One of the most creative, fun, intelligent, caring thoughtful people you will ever meet. She has lushush red hair and a beautiful smile, such a beautiful person inside and out. She will be one of the realest most loyal people in your life. You can count on her for anything. Shes a great person overall!!
Love you - Joanna
Have you seen Tartiel’s beautiful hair and smile?!
by Missgaia November 22, 2021
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tartsies0

An amazing tiktoker 😍Has a venti profile picture
Have you heard of the famous tartsies0?
by tigeremojigrr February 15, 2022
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Tartist

Examples of tartists include Lino Tagliopietra, David Gilmour, Flea, and Amaury Guichon.
by Cagliari campari February 19, 2023
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fat tatties

Oversized females with full sleeve tattoos; commonly spotted at punk rock /metal music festivals.
Looking forward to the concert, but definitely not looking forward to the abundance of fat tatties in attendance.
by will&k November 3, 2017
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