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Tazmanian Fig Picker

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A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie
"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"
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Tardagain

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Someone with a momentary or lifetime mental handicap...

To be a "Tard" + "again", or a transposed "re" + "tard".

Derived from "retard" (noun / verb), further derived from Latin "retardare", from "re-" (again) + "tardus" (slow).

Pronounced "tar-da-gain" \tär-di-gên\ , similar to "cardigan"
WTF? Damn, you're a tardagain!!!

That guy is a real tardagain!
by Shawn Wargo April 1, 2008
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tardation

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the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy
"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"
by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008
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Tasmanian Devil

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1. (n) A burrowing nocturnal carnivorous marsupial (Sarcophilus harrisii) of Tasmania, having a predominantly blackish coat and a long, almost hairless tail. So named for its distinctive red eyes, ferocious temperament, and distinctive growl that sounds like a demon possessed.

2. (name) A Looney Tunes cartoon character, an oafish slobbering gibbering beast able to devour everything in its path, travels like a whirling dervish, and is often seen pulling a temper tantrum at Bugs Bunny.
1. That Tasmanian Devil looks like a demon posessed.
2. Bugs Bunny thinks the Tasmanian Devil is such a maroon.
by G.H.Hadden December 24, 2005
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A Tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.
Unfortunately there are few examples of a Tasmanian virgin.
by Richard Kopf September 21, 2006
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Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler

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While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis head touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of DNA on her tonsils. It is important that she not throw up despite her gag reflex, because then it would cease at being the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler and become the Italian Bistro. Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Mary asked me if I loved her, so I gave her the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler so that she would know my true feelings for her.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006
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tasmanian swordfish

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The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.
Bro, I gave my underwater kangaroo a Tasmanian Swordfish the other day.
by RainbowTrout69 November 6, 2014
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