Takeout Exile

When you are waiting for family/friends to come home for dinner then they tell you they've had takeout and not asked if you wanted anything.

Joe - "So sorry, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, fancied a Chinese and went out for food"
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."

by The-Olas February 4, 2024

Mexican Takeout

Code for stopping by Home Depot for a quickie in one of the little sheds in the parking lot.

Kendra: I'm thinking about getting some Mexican Takeout.

Aaron: Girl, you so nasty

by Banned As DC September 1, 2020

Get Takeout

New way to ask for sex aka get in someones pants ;)

Guy- "hey girllll wanna get takeout tonight?"
Girl- "your take out is my favorite take out!"

by Dickgetterzone March 25, 2022

Do The Takeout

To have sexual activity with Asian men (Gay)

Yo bro! My Asian friend coming over tonight, so I’ll be busy to do the takeout tonight.

by Adahctirk July 26, 2025

Get Takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024

Get Takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024

get takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024