go to tahiti

To get your dick sucked is to be in Tahiti.

"I heard Johann and Motts Apple Sauce went to Tahiti."
"Yeah, I hope Jack knows he's never going to Tahiti."
"I need to go to Tahiti."

by johnnyboy, December 11, 2014

tahitian facemask

When a man puts seran wrap on another person's (usually a woman)face and deficates all over it.

After a buffet meal, my girlfriend said she wanted to do something unusual, I suggested a tahitian facemask. Our relationship was never the same again, because she stunk

by Neil Cozzolino November 13, 2007

tahitian

adj. of the highest quality; great, awesome, or super sweet.

Damn, that shit was tahitian.

by matt March 16, 2004

tahitian breakfast

when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!

i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!

by tha bishop November 15, 2006

tauiwi

A Maori term for other people, this is a more polite way of referring to europeans and or people of other than maori decent

The tauiwi have come, meaning the other people of other than maori decent have arrived.

by Ian Patterson June 26, 2008

Tahitinui

A Hawaiian who insists Hawaiians are from Tahiti, instead of Samoa, the place where all Tahitians and Hawaiians come from.

Kimo: "Eh, brah, you haoles fuckas, we not Samoans, we Tahitians, Tahitinuis, brah."
Dr. Jones: "Kimo, calm down you Ufa, the evidence makes clear all Tahitians and Hawaiians are originally from Samoa."
Kimo: "Brah, doctah Jones, you fucka, I no care what the fucking evidence suggests, brah, all I know is I not was Samoan."
Dr. Jones: "Kimo, I hope to see you in your GED class next week, and bring your mother and father too, as they finish their basic literacy class, okay, Kimo."

by Mahdaf Fak Ah June 17, 2009

tahwi

Someone, usually a female, who feels the need to one-up the next person. Always striving to be better and never satisfied with their own goals, but always concerned with others feelings. Sometimes letting others come before themself

Mary should not act as such a tahwi if she wishes to get her work done on time.

by ken November 19, 2003