taeyongslvr

The best kpop account. My idol btw. I only have 453 likes on tik tok and they have 8k likes

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by Strawberry_kun December 28, 2020

taeyongfarted

my fav mutual i love moon sm

“u mutuals w taeyongfarted?”
“naw”
“bozo”

by vtski May 30, 2021

Taeyong

The most talented, beautiful, cutest, caring, handsome, hottest, nicest, fashionable, fascinating, unique rapper, dancer, singer, producer and leader in the universe.

"OMG Taeyong" means that you stan the ^^ person in the universe.

by Kazuhasgurl June 28, 2021

Ultimate Taekwondon't

When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.

Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.

Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!

by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011

Taekwondo

a martial art that has the highest concentration of kicks compared to any other martial arts available today (over 100). it destroys kickboxing and muay thai and teaches you self discipline and respect not only in your training but in everyday life. it is extremely fitness orientated, and requires immense amounts of dedication to succeed. it is for all races and religions as well as sex and age. once you reach your higher belts you are trained so well you can punch through a brick wall in one single blow (or 9 bricks piled on top of each other). its worth trying it out because most people get fucked up by taekwondo students and have to bad mouth it by saying its weak. if its so weak then how am i able to stop a mans heart by throwing a single punch??

*KICKBOXER*: IM GOING TO BEAT YOU...

*Taekwondo Guy*: <tornado kicks him in the head>

*KICKBOXER*: <out cold and dragged to hospital>

by TKDSTudEnt March 27, 2008

Taekwon

Taekwon is the tallest oddest craziest most erratic person you’ll ever get the privilege of meeting. He’s funny and the bipolar one in your social circle. He’s a big anime fan and a huge Travis Scott fan. There will never be a dull moment with him around. If anything he’s the best friend you’ll ever have. On the outside he’s happy and sweet but on the inside he is dark and gloomy. Even though he won’t show it much he cares deeply for everyone close to him. He has the best personality of anybody you’ll ever meet.

Taekwon has the most eccentric personality ever!!

by takedagreat1 October 24, 2019

Taeyongsexual

Only Attracted to the best leader, visual, rapper, singer, dancer, and songwriter.

random person; i like you.
you: sorry i am Taeyongsexual. I can't like you.

by greswoz December 19, 2020