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apple tablet

A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.

With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.

Wait for rev B
John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"

Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"

John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"

Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"

John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"

Bill: "suit yourself..."

5 months later

Bill: "hows ur tablet"

John: "screw you"
by islate man January 21, 2010
mugGet the apple tabletmug.

Loon-Tablets

Can be associated with drugs, normally used when someone is very hyper........
<girl 1> Omg! Shes so hyper!
<girl 2> Omg!yeah, It's like shes a loony on loon-tablets in loon land!
by Melanie!!!!!!!!!<3 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Loon-Tabletsmug.

art tablet

A device that allows you to draw with some tiny ass pen on a digital board
Give me the the art tablet so I can use that tiny pen.
by MEeeEEEEPpp November 8, 2017
mugGet the art tabletmug.

Tablet kid

someone from the years of 2002 onward who was obsessed with a tablet as a kid and religiously watched YouTube and played games.
You're still a tablet kid in my eyes
by LightLocks second account April 18, 2022
mugGet the Tablet kidmug.

tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.
Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.
by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014
mugGet the tablet addictmug.

Samsung tablet

a substitute for parental love and care
Want To play BTD6 on my mums Samsung tablet
by Rehehehehehehehehe August 7, 2023
mugGet the Samsung tabletmug.

tablet potato

A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
by pentozali June 8, 2010
mugGet the tablet potatomug.

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