Dishwasher tablet 

A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.

Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.

Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!

Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!

Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!

Dishwasher tablet by BOOIIIIIIIII March 29, 2020

playing with my tablet 

Slang for Masturbating

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.

playing with my tablet by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017

The stone tablet 

An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.

A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.

The stone tablet by Tacomaster88 May 30, 2008

Crapped the Tablet 

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.

I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

Crapped the Tablet by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006

fujitsu tablet 

the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.

hows your laptop?

awful, its a fujitsu tablet

true bro

fujitsu tablet by mcbiddy14 October 13, 2011

fuckoff tablet 

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary

christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet

fuckoff tablet by groovywordbender December 10, 2011

Taki Tablet 

When an Indian downy spills Takis on his new samsung tablet playing clash royale, he will also throw some Pepsi on it too for his minecraft build. It is like cheeto Ipad except the person says AMMMAAAA WHERE IS MY TAKI TABLUTT. He then gets bored and breaks a wall in a bazaar.

"That guy is such a taki tablet he spilled Pepsi and Takis all over his iPad and broke a wall in a bazaar!"

Taki Tablet by Karthik soap June 1, 2017