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W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.
PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009
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H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game
H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G
by bing sing February 16, 2018
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H.M.D.T.

Short for "How's My Dick Taste," this is said to a buddy who has played tonsil hockey with a girl who has previously given you a blowjob, presuming that some of the flavor of your penis was left in her mouth for him to taste. This is better left for your good friends (conveniently, groups of friends often pass the same girls around) because hearing H.M.D.T. can be quite offensive.
Hey Pat, How's My Dick Taste? (H.M.D.T.)
by Manute Bol January 13, 2008
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H.O.M.T.

1. H.O.M.T. - A team that constantly has to say "Hop Off My Tip" because males and females will not stay off of them! They are known for rejecting people by saying HOMT!
Question: "Where you from?"
*********** "H.O.M.T." ***********

Girl: "I like the way you just broke me off out there can I have your..."
Boy: "Bitch HOMT!"

Boy2: "A bro I just saw you dancing with my girl, catch fade !
Boy1: "Ahaha you crack me up nigga you cant be mad because your girls chose up! HOMT!"
by H.O.M.T. March 22, 2010
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h.m.l.t.

an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shity day, week, or time
Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!
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