Syphilis

The classiest of STDs. One is said to see a bow-tie on this STD when examined under a microscope.

"That hoe is so classy she must have syphilis".

by Matt Van Natta September 16, 2010

Syphilis Seth

A person with a virtual STD otherwise known as I never get off of Facebook Syndrome.

My roommate is such a Syphilis Seth he never turns his stupid computer off.

by $Dolla $ D. $ Milli.$ October 26, 2009

syphilisified

The status of having syphilis. Even though it is treatable, the damage is irreversible. Be careful your penis may fall off.

Ps. It is highly contagious. Commonly found in immortal human being and James Bond. Watch out bitches!

James Bond has been syphilisified.

Oh! Snap! That bitch be totally fucking syphilisified.

by wochebok October 8, 2014

syphilis tsunami

A golden shower from a dirty hooker.

Who doesn't love a good syphilis tsunami?

by TheFuckingLizardKing September 19, 2017

national syphilis day

the day we celebrate national syphilis day is april 27. we celebrate the disease our friends with syphilis have well living their best lives

HAPPY NATIONAL SYPHILIS DAY

by iwantaids May 30, 2018

gona-herpa-syphilades

A combonation of ghanareia, herpes, and syphilis....i did not spell none of that right!

She has gona-herpa-syphilades!

by Chad Chad Chad December 7, 2006

syphilips

Syphilips is the act of contracting syhpilis and then during oral sex blowing your infected load onto the unsuspecting victims lips whilst the victim has a coldsore.

" i gave lindsay the worst case of syphilips last night, I hope she hasnt heard what happned to al capone"

by bral orlair January 29, 2009