smoink

A portmanteau of smoke and oink, it is the act of smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes, etc. in a hedonistic and excessive manner. It is often associated with overweight men who are into smoking fetishism. Such a person may be referred to as a “smoinker.” They may or may not also masturbate or have sex while smoking as well. It is also the sound made by a smoke pig.

Chris is such a fat sloppy cigar pig. Look at him smoink!

The fat smoinker loves to smoke cigars while drinking and watching porn all day.

by Beefwellington85 July 5, 2023

Shmoigle

A fruit bowl that contains green fruits including: kiwis and apples, there must be no pears. This is normal giving to Jewish people for their birthday.

Jew1: oh wow he got a shmoigle!

Jew2: im so jealous of that shmoigle.

by Fried chegg July 25, 2018

shmoiling

An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.

"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.

by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010

Symone

The sweetest, most amazing best friend to have. Understanding and always kind. She's always there when you need her the most.

Thanks Symone, for always being there.

by LMUFF July 14, 2010

smointy

A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.

The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.

by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009

Shmoid

A shmoid is that one guy who just ruins everything for everyone. A complete headass, if you will, that doesn’t know how to act or function like a normal human being.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.

person A: I heard Johnny has a furry alter ego named Pancakes.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.

person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.

by yikers2000 December 1, 2018

Sympin

The act of sympathizing with someone who is complaining about one of their relationships (e.g. their boyfriend, girlfriend, your mutual boss) with the express interest of benefiting themselves

-Finding out that your best friend is listening to your girlfriend talk about all her problems with you, then telling her about how much better he would treat her if they were together.

Used In A Sentence:

Hey man, watch out cuz I think your brothers at your house, sympin with your girl.

by MeanJean & TonyMorongo June 23, 2011