Dick Swords

When 2 or more males use their erect phalluses as swords and hit them against each other.

Bill and Ted decided to forplay by playing Dick Swords

by ShyYetSly May 25, 2018

swordsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to swords and/or similar objects.

Person A: Hey bro, I think I'm coming out.
Person B: That's fine! So, what is your sexuality/gender?
Person A: Swordsexual!
Person B: Uhm...

by TurkishZeus November 18, 2021

clash of swords

when in a threesome where 2 straight men are involved with one woman

when their nobs touch! ewww!

well roger you take the front...we wouldn't want a clash of swords now would we!?

by Sambo Fowler June 14, 2006

swordsman

A man, gay or hetero, who's great at sex or enjoys sex

My fiance is quite the swordsman!

by Sparki October 5, 2003

swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 12, 2013

Swords out

1) A phrase announcing to a group of men that it would be an ideal time to expose their penises.

2) An expression to indicate someone is going to give a task their full energy and attention.

"Look at that bus of nuns! Swords out, fellas!"

"Yeah I'm really gonna go swords out on this quarterly report."

by Sofa Professor August 26, 2014

Carrot swordsman

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher

Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

by Men cat man June 17, 2019