swole pole

When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.

Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station

by Mega Bro April 18, 2014

swole

Extremely muscular or buff.

Craig: yo Ray Ray have you seen Trey lately?
Ray: yeah he's been hittin the weights hasn't he?
Craig: yeah he's swole dawg

by Low Clef April 14, 2004

Swolled up

BUFF; TO BECOME BUFF. COMMONLY SAID IN THE SOUTH.

TIME TO GET YO SELF IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET SWOLLED UP SON!!!

DAMN THAT MAN IS SWOLLED UP!!

by cpt amazo November 1, 2008

The Problem Solverz

The gayest show to ever hit Cartoon Network. It is best known for its flashing lights (prone to cause seizures) and ugly characters. Horace is ugly. Alfe is an uglified Domo with a big nose. Roba is a gross robot pig man thing. Whoever watches this show must be high. The people who made this show to begin with are high.

Guy#1: "Hey! Did you see that new show, The Problem Solverz?"

Guy#2: "Yeah, my mom had to go to the hospital!"

by Kim Li September 20, 2011

gettin my swole on

The act of hitting up the gym and working out to get "swole" or buff.

Tom:So Bruno what are you doing after school?
Bruno:Gettin my swole on.
Tom:Wow I wish I could be as jacked as you
Bruno:I know

by ThatPersuasion! March 12, 2008

Swolefest

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest

Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!

by College Professional December 3, 2009

receiver of swollen goods

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)

Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods

by Vanian August 15, 2012