Swined

To utterly own somebody by pretending or actually passing on the Swine Flu (H1N1) to them. Shorthand notations include: "Swned" Also see "pwned"

Jon: I think I might have gotten Swine Flu from Alex who just came back from Mexico.
Jessica: HAH! You got swined!

by Twonginator May 18, 2009

The Swine

The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.

"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

to swine

to have Swine flu

That person's been swining around me lately; I think I'm about to swine soon.

Yea I swined two weeks ago, but now I can come out of my room.

I think he's going to swine next, so I'd steer clear.

by guitarlover06 October 19, 2009

swine

the best word in the history of the english language

SWINE! SWINE! Swine! SWINE!

by swineisthebestwordEVER August 12, 2004

Swine

It is a word to describe someone that is attractive.

Dang that chick is swine! she has a swine ass.

by kirby05 April 30, 2009

swining

to be coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, ect. in public

I was on the metro earlier and this woman was swining all over me!

by urbanessa April 30, 2009

Swine

The act of drinking wine and having sex.

We should get some dinner and swine at my place.

by T* Rock April 30, 2009