Swine Fraud

Swine Fraud (n.)- someone who chooses to fake flu illnesses so that they can remain at home to avoid work or classes.

Person 1: I feel awful. I heard Maria might have the swine so the boss made her stay home.
Person 2: No, she just didn't want to come in this week.
Person 1: She's such a swine fraud.

by theSwineFraud October 26, 2009

Swinette

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

by Bill P. August 29, 2006

Swine Flu Fever

Having a romantic obsession with people of the Mexican race.

Guy1: "I want myself a little latina mamacita!!:

Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"

by HeadHandsomeBossMan August 14, 2009

swingset susie

1. any obscure crossword puzzle clue that is considered far too cryptic for the common man
2. an effeminate person

What is this bs? Six letters meaning "former African capital?" That's a total swingset susie...

by tacostacos November 24, 2005

Swine Flu Boner

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.

''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''

by iKaite July 15, 2009

swineberg

A swine of truly gigantic proportions. Used when the word swine on it's own just doesn't cut it.

Shut the hell up, you swineberg !
You really are a swineberg !

by Thorien September 16, 2008

Swineanoia

The constant fear of getting Swine Flu and thinking that everyone who is sick has Swine Flu.

Person 1: Hey man how are today

Person 2: I'm actually not feeling that well, I have a runny nose

Person 1: Get away from me you have Swine Flu!

Person 2: But I think its just a cold

Person 1: No its not, go to the doctor, you need to be contained

Person 2: Man chill out, you have Swineanoia

by NewYork869007 December 11, 2009