an east coast prep star that packs fat lips, rips rats downs 5 hour energies, and lies at all cost to get his dick wet.
Skittle sweepers are known to make the best itunes playlists, claim to know most bartenders, crush natty light like water and were probably recruited in high school to play college lax.
Skittle sweepers can be found bro-ing out at dave mathews concerts, watching st. elmos fire on hulu, and taking theme parties to the next level.
Skittle sweepers are known to make the best itunes playlists, claim to know most bartenders, crush natty light like water and were probably recruited in high school to play college lax.
Skittle sweepers can be found bro-ing out at dave mathews concerts, watching st. elmos fire on hulu, and taking theme parties to the next level.
" Yo why don't you grab a broom, you're droppin skittles everywhere."
"dude you look like a total skittle sweeper in those cole haans.."
Friend 1: Who's that kid over there sneaking into our frat party and stealing all of our natty light?
Friend 2: I dunno, he looked like the biggest skittle sweeper ever
"dude you look like a total skittle sweeper in those cole haans.."
Friend 1: Who's that kid over there sneaking into our frat party and stealing all of our natty light?
Friend 2: I dunno, he looked like the biggest skittle sweeper ever
by UNC laxbro88 April 28, 2011
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John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"
Jane - "What's that?"
John - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."
John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"
Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"
John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
Jane - "What's that?"
John - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."
John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"
Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"
John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
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Dude #1 "What did you and Stacey do last night?"
Dude #2 "Dude, I gave her a Salt Lake Street Sweeper. That bitch loved it!"
Dude #1 "Sick dude."
Dude #2 "Dude, I gave her a Salt Lake Street Sweeper. That bitch loved it!"
Dude #1 "Sick dude."
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Trey Sweeney had 12 kills and 10 deaths, so his kill-death spread is +2. He had 8 assists, which divided in half is 4. So while normally it would be said he did o.k. with a spread of +2, he actually did really well based on the Trey Sweeney Scale, which rates him at +6. Trey is happier with this because he almost killed several people who were then picked off by some n00b farshotting with a BR.
by jfuzz April 11, 2009
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A friend to every man and or woman, on Gods green earth.
"Call Sweeney, He'll Go Out!"
A friend to every man and or woman, on Gods green earth.
"Call Sweeney, He'll Go Out!"
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