swamp ass occurs when one with a hairy ass has been sitting in a chair for a long period of time hence causing a large abundance of sweat on the back of your pants so it looks as though you squeeged in your pants.
damn, i have a bad case of swamp ass, the sweat started accumulating about an hour ago, now the wet spot's as big as a fuckin basketball.
by Philbert Rhosenburg March 12, 2004
After downing two bowls of chili and a few hard boiled eggs, Noah was stricken with a debilitating case of swamp ass.
by Annie January 17, 2004
It is when your anus becomes extremely itchy. The itching can get quite intense and the more you itch, the more intense it gets. Swamp ass will usually occur after moving your bowls. The itching is most noticeable at night, especially while lying in bed. There is a cure however: Go to your doctor and he will recommend some cream. It should be gone in 2-3 weeks
by SWAMP ASS VITCIM August 24, 2004
A condition around the anal area which results in pain. Usually associated with lack of bathing, or uncommonly elevated temperature in the anal area. See Diaria.
by PDOG August 06, 2004
When someone farts so badly that you would rather lick the inside of an Afghani toilet bucket til it gleamed than be where you are.
by Geoffrey de Lodyngton July 31, 2005
by Siev August 01, 2004
while your running....your ass may seem happy....sooo happy that it starts "dripping" or ..."pouring" out fluids of who knows what origin...it makes people slip and slide all over........mmmmmm swamp ass
by sage the allmighty May 19, 2004