Swagalicious

Someone who sucks dick on the weekend and jerks them off all week long

Cowboy- All these guys wanna be like "I'm fucking swagalicious I'm from Paris, Arkansan"

Guy friend- so what's the definition of swagalicious?

Cowboy- swagalicious, "oh well I suck dick on the weekends and fucking jerk them off all week long."

~ anonymous Cowboy

by Bootylicious21 November 9, 2014

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Swagatic

Meaning you are a swag fanatic. Like your loaded with swag. Over flowing with swag. Swag coming out of your ears !

Avery: Bro, your swagatic
Kyler: I know bro...I know

by swagatic December 6, 2012

Swagtastico

Originating from both swag and fantastico. Something having swag and also being fantastic.

Dang girl, that party was swagtastico.

by Swagy Mc' D January 24, 2014

Swagalicious

A neutral response to just about anything you can think of. It is the perfect response to a dead conversation.

"My nan died"
Swagalicious <:(
"I got straight A's!"
Swagalicious :)!
"I kind of feel like you aren't really listening to me"
Swagalicous

by StrugglinglyStudent6753lmnop March 25, 2021

SWAGALICOUS

SWAGALICOUS!!! means you’re too swag 😎

You see Erwin over there??? He’s so SWAGALICOUS

by IcySlxmped June 13, 2021

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010