Suzanne

A moron who doesn’t appreciate anything in life and makes you want to kill yourself. Suzanne is always finding something to ruin your life completely and she is very good at it. She makes u want to die on the inside and even seeing her face makes you want to instantly drive off a cliff bc she’s so ugly.

Kid- yo is that Suzanne?

Suzanne- what the fuck u starring at retard

by Anonymous_urmomisgay October 10, 2019

Suzanned

When you've had 12 drinks and she's a 6, then take her home and there is not a negative number low enough the next morning

"Shouldn't have brought her home last night man, you got Suzanned"

by Succubusbaby June 9, 2018

Suzannes Life

Some who wishes to go to New York, but unfortuantely can't find their way out of Bowleys Quarters.

I lost my job at Safeway and I'm now living Suzannes Life.

by The General's Hamm June 9, 2004

suzanne

is a women that will be attacking people if they go too close to her while the corona virus lockdown

megan- where is suzanne
holly-probably smacking the man who went too close to the trolley

megan-hahahahahahahaha
holly-lets go find this nutty women haha

by megan cronin May 11, 2020

Suzanne

A girl who bought a cake and forced her colleagues to celebrate birthday with her. She even asked them to pay for the cake...

Oh no Suzanne!

by Yau Hok King November 26, 2021

Suzanne

A very fat, old, cringy lady with her hair looking like it’s from the Simpson’s

Damn, she’s so cringy,she must be a Suzanne

by SavageBeJ September 22, 2018

Suzanne

A man whore

Me-hi
Suzanne-he cute

by Bagelore September 1, 2019