surging sanders

When something comes out of nowhere.

Clinton was surprised by a surging sanders

by ExMuzzy April 25, 2016

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when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016

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"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)

I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!

by Leif Greane May 9, 2016

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The Acts of Cumming or Coming Out of Nowhere. A Surprise that typically disrupts the status quo.

If it wasn't for that surging sanders, I would have had that date with Jenny! or
Hillary Clinton was the Presumed Democratic Nominee, Then came a surging sanders.

by staugiedawg88 April 25, 2016

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When, in the midst of a sexual act, one unexpectedly climaxes.

Rico: Hey man. How did it go with Tricia last night?

Dustin: Meh. We got busy, but I got taken by the surging Sanders. Came out of nowhere.

Rico: Lol, just like Clinton. Cock Hero, bro.

by super.jellie May 4, 2016

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