Log Surfing

Surfing the web while taking a poop.

"Dude you took forever!"

"Sorry bud, I was log surfing"

"That explains it. Lets go bowling."

by mrcbeezy May 11, 2010

Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.

Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.

by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010

Big Surrin’ It

A reference to going out where the forest meets the ocean in Central California to smoke organically cultivated reefer, do psilocybin, go entirely naked and reach nirvana in one way or another.

There are many other things to do besides going to concerts and movies, such as weekends where we might just be Big Surrin’ It.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

sardinia

The best isle of the world, the last paradise on earth, the proudest and the toughest people ever. SARDIGNA NATZIONE!!! SARDIGNA NO EST ITALIA. (sardinia is not italy)

Where do we find best places, best people, top quality life, and ton of ancient culture? Sardinia, of course!!!

by shardana September 16, 2007

sardines

A game you can play with your friends. One person hides, and the other friends split up and look for that person. If they find the hiding person, they have to hide with the hiding person until everyone is hiding in one place. The last person to find the hiding group is the loser and is the next hider. This game is especially fun in malls or stores such as Wal-Mart.

Hey Fran, let's play sardines!
Okay, but remember it took us an hour to find Jeremy in Wal-Mart last time!

by KarTails October 24, 2009

Sardine Fingers

The putrid smell of fish puss that clings to the fingers and under the nails of one's digits that were inserted into the dirty box of a dirty whore.

Frank: Hey Carl. Did you have fish for lunch? I think I smell grunions and malt vinegar.

Carl: Hell no braaaahhh. I finger fucked that homeless whore that hangs around the park. You my friend are smelling my Sardine Fingers.

Frank: Dude I'm fixing to chunk my lunch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015

surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016