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Smead

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.
While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.
by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019
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steady poop shaft

It is when your hitting it doggy style and as you pull out she lays a steamer on your shaft that is perfectly balanced.
Synonym: relishing the frankfurter
Josh:”hey Jamie that was one steady poop shaft you laid on me last night.”
Jamie:”ya I just couldn’t hold it.”
Josh:”The stench had me rolling
Jamie”me too.”
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.
Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.
by Lazynutz July 17, 2005
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steadmanized

A man who is basically overshadowed by his female partner. People know that he exists, but could care less about him.
Dan used to receive a lot of press about his career, now that he's dating that uber famous movie star, he's been steadmanized. Where is he anyway? Who cares?
by Bryce King October 7, 2008
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Sueanne

Sueanne is a nice and cool girl but she can be a devil sometimes. She's funny and cute, she has a boyfriend with a very comon name most likely starts with a j. They don't spend a lot of time together buy they love each other a lot. She's a shy girl at first but when u get to know her she turns into a crazy living being
Sueanne is unique
by Elane Harley elizabeth August 20, 2018
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SueAnn

SueAnn is a name of that girl who is just great to be around. Whether you are a girl or a guy you know you can spend lots of time with SueAnn without getting board. She is cute, funny, and strong willed. She has many interesting allergies, Most common are that of bananas and tuna. No matter what the hatters may think, they still got nothin on SueAnn
Damn that SueAnn chick is so cool!
by Jason Dickson October 15, 2018
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Snead

An abbreviation for a sneaker head with a positive or negative connotation
Garry your such a snead with all your dope kicks
by AnkfanySosa February 10, 2017
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