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take a sickie 

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy
"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."
take a sickie by Tiny Cooper September 10, 2016

Pulling a sickie

To fake sick to get out of school or an event
“Where’s ()?” “ nah miss hes pulling a sickie

Suckin Buttcock 

An act of sexual congress engaged by sluts who want a taste of the candy bar right after it has exited the rectum while it is still warm with flavor.
Damn that girl be suckin buttcock, as soon as you pull it out i am putting it in my mouth i love suckin buttcock.
a sub sandwich in certain neighborhoods of South Boston
Hey, the sausage spuckie at TroppoGrosso's is wicked pissa
spuckie by delBeafus Montgomery October 30, 2003

Suckin' the Circles 

When a woman or man allows another to pleasure their nipples with the use of skilled tongue movements.
Crystal wasnt fond of giving oral sex, but she never turned down a chance at suckin' the circles.
Suckin' the Circles by Stevie Y January 20, 2005

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"