humans suck

A phrase used to descibe how much humans suck........obviously.

Humans suck, most think they are more superior than every other animal on this planet, most dont even see themselves as animals, but they are, they're just a biological accident. Some act pretentious and sophisticated and call it culture to mask the fact that they have lost all relations with nature and have now become machines. Some hate nudity, but what they dont realise is that its the most real thing in their fake, sad, blinkered "lives". If humans hadn't slowed down their own natural selection then those pathetic excuse for humans would be dead and their corpses would feed real animals. ( If you found that sentence offensive then you are one of those humans, its not offensive, its real!) Take it back to basics.

by James93734 December 14, 2008

suck it green boy

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

by BeeMoore February 2, 2021

suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.

Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

by jjrubadub April 18, 2010

Suck Shack

A rather drab or lame location such as someones house that exudes a high level of suckiness.

Man, Joe's apartment is a real suck shack! There's hardly anything to do there!

by mashfanforlife June 8, 2009

meef suck

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.

My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!

by GerthPaul September 27, 2020

sucka ducka

To Duck Suckas. Basically staying sucka free

"You should have been like me, a supa Sucka Ducka. How in the hell you gone call it your freak when she got Cougnut tatted on her booty cheeks, Dont get it twisted." - Cougnut (RIP) - "Dont get it twisted"

by Thizztapher April 24, 2008

Suck my left nut

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

Hey suck my left nut

by Left nut November 19, 2017