Ph.D. in recess studies

This is someone with graduate studies in a useless area.

The Urban Gender department specializes in the Ph.D. in recess studies!

by I, Wreckerrr June 15, 2021

dean of students

A Man/Woman hired by a school to walk around with a stick up their ass.

Billy was called to the office by the dean of students for no good reason.

by bigloeboz February 5, 2018

College Student

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011

Student

To study for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks per year

Last week before our end of year exam I actually felt like a university student

by drunkatuni April 18, 2010

student flat

A house with generally more than two university or polytechnic students residing. Usually rather untidy (especially the kitchen and bathroom) and frequently empty cupboards and fridges.

Most student flats are also party flats, in which many students spend government money to get drunk each weekend.

There's a party at a student flat this weekend.

There's ALWAYS a party at a student flat.

by valentine86 October 27, 2007

Recent studies

Something you say to lend more credibility to your totally real statistics.

Person A: Recent studies say that humans are not actually humans but they’re humans instead.
Person B: Wow, I trust you because those studies are recent and not old!

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 9, 2021

moon student

(noun) - An individual who endures a shattering defeat, but uses it to become a student of life. A person on a mission to dig deeper into everything, to find out who they are, and to uncover what their true purpose/mission is in life. Someone spurred on to grow after a devastating loss.

Lita went through a terribly hard time, but now she's using that experience to grow and better herself into a moon student.

by LA-Lita2020 August 23, 2022