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Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin) 

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
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Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........
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stressed 

Since I'm stressed I'll buy some desserts.
stressed by ZariSomar April 17, 2020

stresserated

being stressed and frustrated at the same time.
Being late to work and not able to find a parking spot caused her to become stresserated.
stresserated by erin October 24, 2004

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED 

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed

stressedoutness 

My stressedoutness levels are through the roof because of this goddamn quote journal on "The Bluest Eye" I have to do...
stressedoutness by Puppy God November 6, 2018

Stressed 

When you hate work and school so much that your brain can't focus and all you think about is work.
Ffion: I'm so stressed today.
Aimee: Me too, honestly.
Stressed by Anonyrain July 19, 2019

Stressed like catgut 

Stressed out beyond description. From the use of catgut to make violins.
Dammit - I got two exams tomorrow plus I have to go to court. Stressed like catgut ... where the heck is the nearest gas station? I gotta get some Red Bull.
Stressed like catgut by Adel7 January 1, 2008