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straight cash, homey

The means by which Randy Moss pays his bills.
Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich, you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."
by seanmccallum December 19, 2007
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homo-straight

Noun:
A person that you love in every way other than romantically. A person you would marry, but not have sex with. (aka. someone you wanna bone without boning!)
ex: Matt Peck and Chris Guerrieri

Adjective:
Describes a same sex platonic love relationship.
Dude 1: Hey! Look at those two dudes over there!
Dude 2: What? Those dudes over there?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They're totally homo-strait!

Matt Peck: Chris, man. You know you're my favorite homo-straight, right?
Chris G: Hell yeah!! Dude you know you're mine too!

Fun Facts:
The word homo-straight is etymologically inspired by Homostrates the first known man to be declared someone's homo-straight!
by Julie Buckner April 23, 2008
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straight up triflin ass hoe

a fugly ass girl who thinks shes one bad ass bitch who fucks a different guy every night and has std's and a rotten crotch like cassidy smith.
yo, that bitch ova there cassidy is a straight up triflin ass hoe.
by hahabitchhhhh December 1, 2010
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hollywood straight

A person who lives their public life as a straight person, but is really gay. His/her close friends and family know, but no one else. closeted, in the closet, gay, lesbian, on the down low
Yeah, John is hollywood straight, he goes out with hot models, but has a boyfriend named Tom that he sees on the side.
by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016
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Home straight

When a man painfully ejaculates after anal into another man's belly button,locks it out and sucks him off afterwards
Man my dad gave me an excellent home straight
by Jon Mcdowall stares at kids October 27, 2018
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homo-straight

a slur towards bi people whom are cross-oriented
Homophobe: That homo-straight wants to date another guy
by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021
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how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)
“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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