Straggot

A straight person who does or is one or more of the following: rape jokes, is addicted to puffs, says the n word, sexualizes everything, or is basic

Emma is a straggot

by Avaniisastraggot July 22, 2020

shotgun straws

when you drink a soda with more than 2 straws. Typically done by overweight people.

Dude, did you see that fatso? he was drinking using shotgun straws!

by roflcoper June 1, 2009

straggot

it’s really just a joke and if you’re offended by it you’re the problem♥️

it’s basically to make fun on homophobic straight people by turning a slur they use against us against them

Tommy: ew it’s a f*ggot

James: dude, did you see Tommy earlier... he’s such a straggot

by swaggymax lol July 22, 2020

straggot

a mental illness

tony lopez is a straggot ✨

by fr0ggy 🐸 August 11, 2020

Grasping at straws

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation

"I don't know what to do, I'm grasping at straws!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Straysians

stray Asians.

I looked outside my window, and saw that three Straysians had gathered in front of my house.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

stragedy

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.

It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.

by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007