Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 27, 2004

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003

straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!

Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy April 09, 2014

Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

by Oliver February 05, 2005

cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.

Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?

by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 26, 2011