strawb3rryguy 

a very funny and fun loving person easy to get along with and friendly.

strawb3rryguy is sweet like strawberries

strawb3rryguy by slutforce August 18, 2021

cutting strawberries 

The act of aggressively piercing nipples.

How was the party yesterday?
Bro it was terrible I left as soon as they started cutting strawberries.

cutting strawberries by hahacock420 October 27, 2019

Strawberries 

Strawberries are the most blissful, optimistic, productive crew. THE STRAWBERRY MAFIA (TSM) is what they are called. Not anyone can become a strawberry. Only the ones you deserve it. You may give them reasons why you want to be one, but not all of them are plausible. So they may belittle you if you are not worthy. You have to be congenial and intriguing in order to be an ultimate strawberry. So if you want to become the best of the best... it's most likely they will reject you with alacrity and call you from then on a dingleberry.

Dingleberry: Hey, can I become an ultimate strawberry???
(TSM): Only if you deserve it. Do you think you are worthy of our ethics?
Dingleberry: Oh most certainly yes!!! I know I am worthy to become part of the Strawberries.
(TSM): Well guess what... Your not!!! HAHA!!! So I suggest you run or something egregious might happen to you.
Dingleberry: AHHHHH!!! Curse you TSM!!!

Strawberries by Jesse the Strawberry April 11, 2008

Strawberries 

Strawberries are the most blissful, optimistic, productive crew ever. THE STRAWBERRY MAFIA (TSM) is what they are called. Not justanyone can become a strawberry. Only the ones that deserve it. You may give them reasons why you want to be one, but not all of them are plausible. So they may belittle you if you are not worthy. You have to be congenial and intriguing in order to be an ultimate strawberry. So if you want to become the best of the best... it's most likely they will reject you with alacrity and call you from then on a dingleberry.

Dingleberry: Hey, can I become an ultimate strawberry???
(TSM): Only if you deserve it. Do you think you are worthy of our ethics?
Dingleberry: Oh most certainly yes!!! I know I am worthy to become part of the Strawberries.
(TSM): Well guess what... Your not!!! HAHA!!! So I suggest you run or something egregious might happen to you.
Dingleberry: AHHHHH!!! Curse you TSM!!!

Strawberries by JesseTheStrawberry April 12, 2008

strawberries 

1)A type of red fruit.
2)A rather smashing album by the Damned.

1)Yum strawberries
2)strawberries is a good album.

strawberries by Omen April 30, 2006

Strawberries and cream 

Any mixture of blood and semen. Some go for the 'hur hur alpha route' (blood nose), some are into biting their partners and drooling it onto their cock mid-handjob, or especially kinky partners might go for a blowjob with blood already in their mouth. Any way you slice it (another way of getting blood), it's one of the kinkier acts out there, though coming with a few risks for the unhygienic.

Not to be confused with the dessert.

Andrew's really into his girlfriend giving him strawberries and cream - it's the main reason he decided to date a nurse.

Guy A: Man, I love strawberries and cream.
Guy B: Me too. The pain takes getting used to, though.
Guy A: ... what.

Strawberries and cream by Harlequinzel November 25, 2015

purple strawberries 

strawberries that are purple

hey want some strawberries?
yea sure
*gives strawberries*
ummm THERE PURPLE STRAWBERRIES

purple strawberries by xbooxbitchx September 26, 2018